Yoda has been staying at my place a fair bit lately its starting to get tiresome though… after he has told all his stories (sometimes ad nauseam). “...and i said to darth, “if you don’t stop looking like that at me, i’m gonna get crazy on your arse ya weird fuck!” he just continued breathing heavily looking at me.. i dunno what he was doing under his cloak.. he’s such a weirdo.. anyway.. so i says to him, stop looking at me but he doesn’t stop of course as i just said, so i open a can off whoop ass right there! i grab his saber thing, dunk it in his beer and in one fell swoop, knock his head clean off. of course, he grew another one but still…” and on he goes.. bla bla.

Well tonight, I was listening to something he had recorded on my video camera… he had sat it on the shelf and proceeded to record his attempt at a gangster rap! wtf!? it did have some good moments but i dunno… he was dancing like Elton John mixed with Tina Turner and his garb wasn’t really fitting in either. I was surprised at his voice though.. it kinda worked and he has a good flow. Anyway, i finish watching that then go back to my computer and there is yoda talking to someone on my IM! looked like he had fun! haha.. confused the shit of most of them though. here is one of the chat logs:

atariboy: dithered is the new black
tdc: ?
atariboy: hehe
tdc: you sound like Yoda
atariboy: oh.. did you want cris?
tdc: is he there?
atariboy’: yeah
atariboy: he is listening to a new deaf rhyme i put down
tdc: hehe
atariboy: it goes ‘if you see it over there, it isn’t really there… yo..i am da yoda and i’m coming at you”
atariboy: theres more
tdc: hmm, i am not sure, thats almost as bad as the films
atariboy: “a to tha 6 and the x to the k, i’m hanging wif ma crew down in igaloo”
atariboy: hey cris here
atariboy: sorry about yoda
atariboy: he’s off his face on coke at the moment
atariboy: hes turned into a junkie man
atariboy: dunno what to do
atariboy: he can’t control himself… or the force.. stuff keeps floating around all over the place.. gotta tie stuff down lately
tdc: I always suspected that Yoda and Kermit were related
atariboy: Cousins
atariboy: he was here yesterdau
atariboy: *day
atariboy: he wouldn’t shut up about the clouds and how they related to his life though

No doubt there will be more crazy shit like this happening.. I gotta get him off the drugs.. they are bad.